Seinfeld Simulator

Welcome to Seinfeld Simulator!

Feel free to give feedback at https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/Q6BMZXT, thank you! :)

Synopsis:

        Jerry Seinfeld needs your help with his standup routine! Tell 250+ possible jokes (which make absolutely no sense), to your Boomer/Gen-Z audience! Will you tell the most insane jokes possible? Will you tell the cheesiest dad jokes? Or will you make references to things nobody understands? The choice is yours!

Features:

• Kid-friendly mode
• Full mouse support (finicky on mobile)
• 100 unfunny jokes
• 250+ punch-lines
• The "Joke-iary" (Can you collect all the jokes?)
• A full in-game tutorial
• A soundtrack where every song is a remix of the Seinfeld theme
• Memes

Commentary:

Thanks for trying out my first game ever! 

        The game kind of went from a joke-telling simulator to a "recognize the most obscure stupid reference" simulator. It makes the game less funny to those who don't understand the references, but I think the game is better this way, lol.

        A big fear of mine was accidentally offending people while they're playing. Although some offensive jokes can be funny, I don't want anyone to feel personally hurt by the game. I have no intention of ostracizing anyone from playing this game.

Guide:

• Press "Z" or left click to perform actions
• Press "X" to access the help menu
• Stars give you extra help menu uses (that doesn't mean the punch-line it's on is good though!)

Have fun playing! Go for that 100%!!